found footage movies are honestly the most depressing thing about the state of the horror movie industry in terms of quality because now “low budget” doesnt mean charmingly bad special effects and b list acting, it means unwatchable shaky-cam horseshit with 80000 filters to make the footage look like it was hit by a car several times and dumped in the ocean to try and mask the fact that you dont have any actual scary things to put on screen. found footage films literally only work when they provide a plot that actually manages to draw you in to WANT to look closely at hours of eye-searing footage to try and figure out whats going on
Karl Marx can see the fundamental contradictions in capitalist economies, but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
The answer is no, Karl Marx cannot see why kid’s love cinnamon toast crunch. Marx is too busy trying to understand the cereal as a commodity created by alienated labor to realize the obvious truth: its because there are cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite!